In 2006, adorable Suri Cruise (left) was Scientoloborn -- and schlocky mom Sarah Palin (right) was elected Governor of Alaska.
When asked questions, one of them has trouble forming complete and coherent sentences.
We're just sayin'.
Filed under: Tom & Katie, We're Just Sayin', Prez Election 2008
It's amazing how a little mustache can turn 47-year-old A-list leading man George Clooney (left) into a carbon copy of 64-year-old character actor Dennis Farina (right).
Only one of them is hosting the new season of "Unsolved Mysteries" on Spike TV.
We're just sayin'.
Filed under: We're Just Sayin', George Clooney
While out for a walk on Saturday, well-groomed millionaire widow Candy Spelling relieved her tired paw on a fire hydrant.
Candy is only nine years old in dog years.
Filed under: We're Just Sayin', Critters, Nurse!
Here's light blue-blonde pop star P!nk (left) in London on Monday -- and intensely outspoken hairstylist turned host Tabatha Coffey (right) of Bravo's "Tabatha's Salon Takeover."
One of them says she is 39. P!nk is 29.
We're just sayin'!
Filed under: We're Just Sayin'
Former "OC" starlets Mischa Barton and Rachel Bilson have something in common besides being the It girls of 2003 -- the same taste in Charlie Chaplin hats. Tramps!
Both were photographed on Saturday, with Mischa wearing the faux pas in Paris and Rachel in Miami.
Wait until everyone at Harbor High sees this.
Filed under: Fashion Police, We're Just Sayin'
Is it possible the inspiration behind our favorite cartoons are real celebs? We're just sayin' ...
Filed under: We're Just Sayin', Photo Galleries
Here's "America's Next Top Model" over-coiffed male photo shoot director Jay Manuel (left) at Fashion Week in NYC on Thursday -- and Sylvester Stallone's reassembled female ex Brigitte Nielsen (right).
One of them recently underwent a barrage of surgical procedures for a German reality show.
We're just sayin'!
Filed under: We're Just Sayin', Nurse!
Here's Blondie lead singer Debbie Harry (left) at the Fashion Rocks concert in NYC this weekend -- and a little known pop star named Madonna (right).
One of them is 63-years-old.
We're just sayin'!
Filed under: Madonna, We're Just Sayin', Nurse!
Here's Kanye West in NYC on Monday -- and Jaleel White as Urkel in the '90s TV series "Family Matters."
One of them wore their getup to Fashion Week.
We're just sayin'!
Filed under: Fashion Police, We're Just Sayin'
Here's alleged comedian Russell Brand at last night's VMAs (left) -- and Joan Cusack as a Staten Island secretary in the 1988 film "Working Girl" (right).
One of them was pretty funny.
We're just sayin'!
Filed under: We're Just Sayin'
Mams Taylor went back to STK last night, but it wasn't for a rematch with the smart-mouthed maitre d' who insulted him last week.
It didn't seem to matter Mams "bitch-slapped" the MD and got thrown out of the joint just days ago, because last night he was welcomed back with open arms.
We're told Mams, who's hella-stinkin' rich, is also good friends with the owner -- and actually got the MD in trouble!! But now it seems that everyone made up, and it's all hunky-frickin'-dory.
Finally, Mams resolved a problem without using his fists. No eye bangin' -- only eye liner.
Filed under: We're Just Sayin'
Here's tiny 16-year-old women's gymnastics individual all-around Olympic silver medalist Shawn Johnson (left) -- and "The Ed Sullivan Show's" favorite soft foam Italian mouse Topo Gigio (right).
Only one of them is a puppet.
We're just sayin'...
Filed under: Talk Sports, We're Just Sayin'
Here's "Million Dollar Listing's" man-shagadelic real estate douche bag Chad Rogers (left) -- and former actress turned Scientolomom Katie Holmes (right).
One of them sold their soul to the devil for money.
We're just sayin'!
Filed under: Tom & Katie, We're Just Sayin', Reality TV
Here's goth rocker Marilyn Manson (left) at in Seoul on Wednesday -- and lovely pop icon Michael Jackson (right).
Neither of them is a white woman.
We're just sayin'!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Michael Jackson, We're Just Sayin', Nurse!
Here's punk rock relic Iggy Pop (left) in Toronto on Wednesday -- and "Sex and the City" star Sarah Jessica Parker (right).
One of them is known as "the Rock Iguana."
We're just sayin'!
Filed under: We're Just Sayin', Nurse!
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