Posted Jul 2nd 2008 3:25PM by TMZ Staff
Should anyone be surprised that Michael Lohan may be the only one trying to cash in on the half-blood princess?
Daryl Kaufmann -- husband of Michael's maybe baby mama Kristi -- says the fam went public about the unclaimed kid because Mike's been repeatedly refusing to chip in some support ... not because they wanted to make a buck.
Daryl claims that they didn't get paid to go public -- they were just using the media to get Michael to own up.
What a big, big surprise.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Kids
Posted Jul 2nd 2008 3:22PM by TMZ Staff
Who needs a doll, when your Scientoloparents give you fake benjamins to play with?!

While the actress-formerly-known as Katie Holmes stared blankly, reflecting on her former self, adorable, lifelike baby thetan Suri Cruise played with a fake ol' $100 bill on Tuesday. Is nothing in her life real?
If only Suri could use that money to get those bangs cut.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird, Baby Watch, Kids, Tom & Katie
Posted Jul 1st 2008 5:05PM by TMZ Staff
She's 15, has a show on Disney and she's vowed not to lose her virginity before marriage. No, it's not Britney circa 2000 -- it's Selena Gomez!
We're hearing Disney wants to make "Wizards of Waverly Place" the new Hannah Montana. So watch out Miley Cyrus -- while you're busy dropping yer top, Selena's quietly stealing your formula for success ... right down to the crappy music career.
And the pappers are taking notice -- Selena made a recent splash making her way through LAX. No word if her chastity belt set off the metal detectors.
Filed under: Kids
Posted Jul 1st 2008 3:12PM by TMZ Staff
Madonna has denied she's shacking up with NY Yankee Alex Rodriguez, but her son with husband Guy Ritchie is definitely rooting for A-Rod's team!

Adorable seven-year-old Rocco picked an interesting day to wear Yankee blue in Central Park. Papa's gonna preach!
Filed under: Kids, Madonna
Posted Jun 28th 2008 3:33PM by TMZ Staff
With divorce buzz kicked into high gear, Madonna attended Kabbalah services with her son David in NYC on Friday.
Too bad you can't adopt husbands!
Filed under: Kids, Madonna, Hot Mamas
Posted Jun 27th 2008 2:02PM by TMZ Staff
Growing up in the Hollywood limelight isn't easy. Some stars still have it goin' on, while some look like they've been ridden hard and put away wet.

Filed under: Kids, 'Memba Them?!
Posted Jun 26th 2008 11:44AM by TMZ Staff
Jamie Lynn Spears may not need a conservatorship (yet), but the new mom still wants her parents to help with her baby.

TMZ spies tell us ever since the unwed teen mother gave birth last week, she's been staying at mom Lynne's Kentwood home -- which Britney paid for -- called Serenity. We're told even though JL and baby daddy Casey Aldridge bought a home in nearby Liberty, Miss., Jamie has decided to stay with Mama Spears because she's realized it ain't so easy raising a child ... especially, when you're still one yourself.
As far as Casey's living arrangements, we're told he goes back and forth between staying with Jamie Lynn and little Maddie Briann, and his folks' home. An adult mother's work is never done.
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Filed under: Baby Watch, Kids, Nurse!
Posted Jun 25th 2008 4:20PM by TMZ Staff
Little Henry may be as cute as his mom Heidi Klum, but his temper is all compliments of daddy dearest Seal.

The two-year-old tyke threw a fit while out with his mom and siblings in NYC on Tuesday. If you think he's angry now, just wait until his pop teaches him how to drive!
We're just sayin'!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Baby Watch, Kids, We're Just Sayin'
Posted Jun 20th 2008 12:30PM by TMZ Staff
The only thing rarer than seeing the entire McGraw-Hill clan all together -- the fact that Tim can gorge on pizza and still look gorge!

The sexy daddy and his Faithful wife took the kiddies for a hot family lunch in WeHo on Thursday. Dontcha just want to take a bite?
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Beauty, Kids, Food Glorious Food
Posted Jun 16th 2008 1:45PM by TMZ Staff
Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong spent Father's Day with each other's long-haired children in NYC.

Lance's non-long-haired son also joined in the unmarried family fun.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Kids
Posted Jun 16th 2008 12:18PM by TMZ Staff
We tried to wish Ethan Hawke a Happy Father's Day, but he wasn't hearing it.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Kids
Posted Jun 15th 2008 2:23PM by TMZ Staff
It's Father's Day, and there's a ton of daddies in Hollywood -- and they're spreadin' their seeds all over town!

Filed under: Kids
Posted Jun 13th 2008 1:54PM by TMZ Staff
Dennis Quaid showed off his adorable -- and healthy -- seven-month-old twins in Hawaii on Thursday.

Twins Thomas Boone and Zoe Grace are looking great and fully recovered from a disastrous medical mix-up last November.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Baby Watch, Kids
Posted Jun 12th 2008 2:36PM by TMZ Staff
By the looks of Victoria Beckham's sour puss, you'd think the Beckhams were at the dentist's office on Wednesday -- and not Disneyland.

Maybe Posh was upset because she realized she left the house wearing flip flops and David's jeans.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Kids, Becks & Posh
Posted Jun 11th 2008 12:50PM by TMZ Staff
Flavor Flav, baby daddy of seven, out doing a little early Father's Day celebrating with the kids.

SpyOnVegas snapped the hype-man at Rehab at the Hard Rock Hotel in Vegas -- the perfect place for toddlers. Nothing says family bonding more than a pool filled with skanky half-naked skeezers.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Kids
