Madonna and The Purple Penetrator

Nope, it's not one of her fluffy children's books or some new Kabbalah string -- it's Madge's new best friend! Like a virgin!

Her Madgesty was snapped outside a London hotel with a see through plastic bag containing mommy's little helper, the Purple Penetrator.

If you're going to get a Penetrator, wrap it up!



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76. Please carried in a see thru bag. She OBVIOUSLY wanted a picture of her and it taken =( She has no career right so hey how can I drum up a tabloid story? hum...

Posted at 5:58PM on Sep 11th 2007 by Kim

77. Madonna is the QUEEN. Acclaimed, timeless, and legendary. You faceless, gormeless NOBODIES should be bowing at her feet because she is better than you all and can kick all of your asses. Madonna fans holla!

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Posted at 5:50PM on Sep 11th 2007 by MadonnaNation.com

78. Good for her! Yes, you are right, she is using her powers of the media.

Posted at 6:22PM on Sep 11th 2007 by Neta

79. Guy is British - he loves to take it up the butt! He learned it in his all-boys prep school. Good for Madonna, just looking to give her man what he needs! Why do you thinks he loves her masculine body?

Posted at 6:55PM on Sep 11th 2007 by Gwennie

80. Hope she doesn't chip her teeth - she's already got that big gap in front goin' on.

Posted at 4:07AM on Sep 12th 2007 by MissVee

81. Such a low-life skank, and media wh*re. She is a no-talent that has to act disgusting to get attn. Send her to the "Old Skank's Home" where she can sit around and be a perve 24/7. She is one of the ugliest losers out there.

Posted at 9:42PM on Sep 11th 2007 by amazed

82.
PEOPLE!!!!!!

THIS IS A PHOTOSHOP SCAM !!!!! ARE YOU ALL CRAZY?

Posted at 10:52PM on Sep 11th 2007 by H D

83. Some people are just stupid this could be a gag gift Madonna Is really a Joker and likes to play gags on friends so you consider this news?

Posted at 6:31AM on Sep 12th 2007 by THE SOURCE

84. And they let this PIG adopt a little innocent boy???????? What will that child be exposed to??? what has he already seen and heard????? he would be better off poor and living with his real father who is very much alive, but very poor. Why didnt Madge the wealthy Pig, offer to help keep the father and child together, instead of buying the child and leaving the father to be poor and without his son??? She is a Pig and an insult to women and mothers.

Posted at 10:35AM on Sep 15th 2007 by Tooth Fairy

85. So, what. I've got dozens, and it has nothing to do with my husband and his "ability". As far as the clear bag goes, my local Hustler store uses them from time to time so I don't see why that's so hard to understand. Walmart puts my condoms and KY jelly in clear bags too and I don't see anyone commenting on that. And then there's Spencers, again clear bags. Of course with my own bags, canvas, in tow now that's no longer as issue.

Someone's always got a problem with assertive women who take charge of their sex life, in what ever way that may be. From dildos to posing in Playboy uptight people have been coming after us for years, and it's not going to stop so this thread and some of the comments doesn't surprise me at all.

Posted at 12:38PM on Sep 12th 2007 by UnderMySkinner

86. I've been saying her clam is smashed beyond restitution for YEARS. This just proves it. I'm suprised something so small will thrill her though. You'd think she'd need the Jeff Stryker Power Tool by now. Maybe this is little pocket rocket is just going to be used to keep her ear pierces open.

Posted at 9:25PM on Sep 17th 2007 by Jimmy

87. Sex Shops use transparent BAGS? C'MON! Can you spell PUBLICTY STUNT?

It's a "STRAP ON" BTW. She uses it on someone else - not the other way around.

DJ

Posted at 11:05AM on Sep 17th 2007 by DJ

88. Madonna probably has stock in the company. Sure she will show it. Best PR ever.

Posted at 5:39PM on Sep 17th 2007 by Michelle

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