Nope, it's not one of her fluffy children's books or some new Kabbalah string -- it's Madge's new best friend! Like a virgin! Her Madgesty was snapped outside a London hotel with a see through plastic bag containing mommy's little helper, the Purple Penetrator.
61. A normal person would have put the strap-on in her purse when she went out in public, knowing that the paps were standing by. At least for her kids sake
62. You guyws are such gossips. Madonna bought the strap on for the next time Beckham invites little Tommy Cruise over for a little romp. Madonna doesn't want to be left out of the fun!
68. GRANDMA MADONNA DOING IT, NOT A PRETTY PICTURE, GAWD GET THIS IMAGE OUT OF MY BRAIN, ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
70. Maybe we should remember that Today is September 11th, and we should remember the people who died and not the Britneys, Lindseys and the Paris and Nicoles.
Posted at 3:16PM on Sep 11th 2007 by Sad in Hollywood
71. I cannot stand this person. She has a double standered. She is a slut, has put out a sex book, has sex shows for tours. Has made millions from all this, and she is allowed to have two children, & adopt another one. She won't let her children watch TV. What is she afaird of? Her kids will see what she really is. SLUT, SLUT, SLUT. I have never & will never buy anything she has done. She is past UGLY. People say she looks good. Where? What life time? Yeah. With a bag over her head. Gap toothed BITCH. Get lost. People ask why the young people in HOLLYWOOD act the way they do. Look @ this example. You won't have to wander to long.
72. Good luck, Penetrator, getting through that mess. Look, I bet she couldn't get off if her life depended on it. She's arguably one of the most sexless women alive.
74. I hope everyone realizes that Madonna gets paid for this. That's why she always wears Ed Hardy. She's ALWAYS making money. So whenever she's photographed, she's usually being paid to wear/promote something. My best friend worked for her so I know this as a fact. She's a smart businesswoman.
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