Madonna and The Purple Penetrator

Nope, it's not one of her fluffy children's books or some new Kabbalah string -- it's Madge's new best friend! Like a virgin!

Her Madgesty was snapped outside a London hotel with a see through plastic bag containing mommy's little helper, the Purple Penetrator.

If you're going to get a Penetrator, wrap it up!



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61. A normal person would have put the strap-on in her purse when she went out in public, knowing that the paps were standing by. At least for her kids sake

Posted at 1:18PM on Sep 11th 2007 by clara

62. You guyws are such gossips. Madonna bought the strap on for the next time Beckham invites little Tommy Cruise over for a little romp. Madonna doesn't want to be left out of the fun!

Posted at 1:19PM on Sep 11th 2007 by Whoa

63. I wonder if dresses up in a prison guard uniform, then makes him suck on it after she finishes plowing him in the shower. LOL

Posted at 1:24PM on Sep 11th 2007 by bIUBBULa

64. omg I just googled it and it is a strap on ..............what the hell does guy like it in the ass or wha .omg ughhhhhhh

Posted at 1:35PM on Sep 11th 2007 by heidi

65. Well, we know who the bitch in that relationship is!

Posted at 1:42PM on Sep 11th 2007 by kristi

66. ITS FOR HER TO BOINK THE DUDE IN THE SPINKTER. SHE WEARS IT LIKE A MAN

Posted at 1:56PM on Sep 11th 2007 by angle iron

67. Guy Ritchie likes getting pegged.

Posted at 2:09PM on Sep 11th 2007 by superdave

68. GRANDMA MADONNA DOING IT, NOT A PRETTY PICTURE, GAWD GET THIS IMAGE OUT OF MY BRAIN, ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Posted at 2:18PM on Sep 11th 2007 by anonymous

69. #60 - Hilarious! Aren't she and Guy having problems? She's probably just being a bitch - knowing she'd be photographed with the strap-on. hahahaha

Posted at 3:01PM on Sep 11th 2007 by superrich

70. Maybe we should remember that Today is September 11th, and we should remember the people who died and not the Britneys, Lindseys and the Paris and Nicoles.

Posted at 3:16PM on Sep 11th 2007 by Sad in Hollywood

71. I cannot stand this person. She has a double standered. She is a slut, has put out a sex book, has sex shows for tours. Has made millions from all this, and she is allowed to have two children, & adopt another one. She won't let her children watch TV. What is she afaird of? Her kids will see what she really is. SLUT, SLUT, SLUT. I have never & will never buy anything she has done. She is past UGLY. People say she looks good. Where? What life time? Yeah. With a bag over her head. Gap toothed BITCH. Get lost. People ask why the young people in HOLLYWOOD act the way they do. Look @ this example. You won't have to wander to long.

Posted at 3:23PM on Sep 11th 2007 by Pam

72. Good luck, Penetrator, getting through that mess. Look, I bet she couldn't get off if her life depended on it. She's arguably one of the most sexless women alive.

Posted at 3:25PM on Sep 11th 2007 by R.Zimmerman

73. Purple strap on = not hot

Posted at 3:49PM on Sep 11th 2007 by I'm Hot

74. I hope everyone realizes that Madonna gets paid for this. That's why she always wears Ed Hardy. She's ALWAYS making money. So whenever she's photographed, she's usually being paid to wear/promote something. My best friend worked for her so I know this as a fact. She's a smart businesswoman.

Posted at 4:40PM on Sep 11th 2007 by John

75. Nice to see that I'm not the only one who uses it!!!

Posted at 5:28PM on Sep 11th 2007 by Lala

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