Madonna and The Purple Penetrator

Nope, it's not one of her fluffy children's books or some new Kabbalah string -- it's Madge's new best friend! Like a virgin!

Her Madgesty was snapped outside a London hotel with a see through plastic bag containing mommy's little helper, the Purple Penetrator.

If you're going to get a Penetrator, wrap it up!



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46. LOL..you guys always HAVE to go there..It just may be a GAG present for a Bridal Shower..It doesnt always have to be like that...And REALLY ppl..do you really think She would walk around with a SEE THROUGH bag.showing the world what she USES!! I dont!

IT has to be a Joke of some kind..or even a photoshop..

Posted at 12:09PM on Sep 11th 2007 by WTF?

47. And she doesn't look the slightest bit embarrassed! Love it. Show's who's the pitcher and who's the receiver in the relationship. Who knew Guy was her bitch?

Posted at 4:01PM on Sep 11th 2007 by Koi

48. PS..to # 48 stephanie

Yeah thats right she is aging & so r u..thats what happens every year..MG..whats wrong with you...Shes nearly 50..she looks GREAT!..I am Not even a Madonna Fan..but when You look good..you look good...
What a Stupid Comment IMO..to say..''shes getting Old...'' and as far as her hands go...That only means She WORKS!!..and thats is truly a thing to see..someone with ALL that money..to still get down & dirty...
wonder what YOU will look like at 50 ..if your not there yet!! Time goes To everyone..and If she can afford ''Botox Or mini face lifts'' then POWER TO THEM!!..I would & will when I need To!!
Tina OUT!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:35PM on Sep 12th 2007 by WTF?

49. The Brits are a bit looser than us, but the store should have at least brown bagged the Purple Penetrator.

Posted at 12:18PM on Sep 11th 2007 by Bumpshack

50. Madonna has been a role model to all the Britneys, Lindsays, etc. They have learned they have to something sensational to keep themselves in the news so no one forgets them. Madonna has trained them well, and still uses these tactics herself now & then.

Posted at 12:18PM on Sep 11th 2007 by Susan

51. Uh...Guys....The purple penetrator is not a vibrator as much as it is a strap-on dildo. Meaning that she was either using on her hubby's rear-end or on another girl.

Posted at 12:25PM on Sep 11th 2007 by Patrick

52. Well, she looks happy enough! Good job little purple buddy!

Posted at 12:33PM on Sep 11th 2007 by McConaughy is Old News

53. its probably a GAG gift for a friend ..and if not maybe thats the name of her new album THE PURPLE PENATRATOR..hahahahaha

Posted at 12:39PM on Sep 11th 2007 by carlosjoe

54. Geez I hope she's not planning on using a strap on with her husband.. nasty.

Posted at 12:39PM on Sep 11th 2007 by Glimmerdrive

55. Hey that is funny.....i want one TOO! hahahahahah

Posted at 12:45PM on Sep 11th 2007 by oops

56. i thought I saw that the dude from the African country where she got the kid was visiting her for a few weeks....Saw that last week....so maybe this is for her house guest....Do you really think she has to buy her own dildos? don't think so....

Posted at 12:46PM on Sep 11th 2007 by wait a minute

57. 11. I guess her husband can't get the job done. Maybe that is why they adopted the last kid.

Posted at 11:07AM on Sep 11th 2007 by roy

Roy, I'm sure you have an enormous todger, balls full of top quality sperm and amazing skills in the sack - but even you might have problems getting a woman of Madge's age pregnant.

Posted at 12:45PM on Sep 11th 2007 by its_called_menopause

58. Yea, but look at that old lady face. Yuck. Who would want to wake up with THAT thing next to him.

Posted at 12:56PM on Sep 11th 2007 by Just sayin'

59. Way to go!1!!11!

Posted at 1:15PM on Sep 11th 2007 by Zmoney

60. Maybe that's why she looks so happy?

Posted at 1:14PM on Sep 11th 2007 by Live and Sleazy

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